9 months ago on 2 August 2012 @ 11:10pm + 134,307 notes
via twerkles-the-cat (originally jon-snow)
  • me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
  • mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
9 months ago on 2 August 2012 @ 11:05pm + 15,743 notes
via did-yuo-kno (originally did-yuo-kno)
9 months ago on 2 August 2012 @ 11:02pm + 89 notes
via lovelydyedlocks (originally lovelydyedlocks)
9 months ago on 2 August 2012 @ 11:01pm + 570 notes
via carsonsfinalstory (originally crsscolfr)

darrenscrotch:

if no ones going to be at the airport to say goodbye to kurt, while everyone kissed rachel’s ass goodbye at that train station, i swear to god someone will get punched in the face

9 months ago on 2 August 2012 @ 10:59pm + 29,829 notes
via lunalovegoodisabamf (originally cybergay)

cybergay:

sleeping all day is a great way to avoid dealing with anything ever

10 months ago on 21 July 2012 @ 3:27pm + 4 notes

Going to see The Dark Knight Rises with Becca and Mari

10 months ago on 19 July 2012 @ 10:48pm + 934 notes
via thatgeeklover (originally askthesciencebros)
10 months ago on 19 July 2012 @ 10:45pm + 50,754 notes
via eyeslikeglass-deactivated201208 (originally fiercezucchini)
10 months ago on 17 July 2012 @ 3:14pm + 475 notes
via lovelydyedlocks (originally lovelydyedlocks)
10 months ago on 16 July 2012 @ 8:46pm + 32,279 notes
via mydarlingsarah (originally noctarcana-circus)

chirart:

sunspeared:

“Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website.”

The next day she felt kind of bad about stabbing the fucking ass out of one of the dudes, so she went to his room to see how he was doing, and then ended up seducing him and getting busy with him relentlessly for like three weeks straight. 

I’m in love

Can she bang me in my dreams.