if no ones going to be at the airport to say goodbye to kurt, while everyone kissed rachel’s ass goodbye at that train station, i swear to god someone will get punched in the face

Going to see The Dark Knight Rises with Becca and Mari
“Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website.”
The next day she felt kind of bad about stabbing the fucking ass out of one of the dudes, so she went to his room to see how he was doing, and then ended up seducing him and getting busy with him relentlessly for like three weeks straight.
I’m in love
Can she bang me in my dreams.